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Additional Ways to Leave Your Lover

Compiled by Rhaab, Myk-El, and Sh'wn
(Note: methods are not approved or endorsed by Paul Simon.)

  1. Tell her you're gay, Ray.
  2. Get thrown into jail, Dale.
  3. Have sex with her sis, Chris.
  4. Have sex with her bro, Joe.
  5. Have sex with her mom, Tom.
  6. Have sex with her dad, Brad.
  7. Join a monastery, Larry.
  8. Go off the grid, Sid.
  9. Tell her she's fat, Matt.
  10. Make fun of her parents, Terrance.
  11. Leave up the seat, Pete.
  12. Close-shave her head, Fred.
  13. Just move away, Jay.
  14. Find a new pal, Al.
  15. Sprint down the hall, Paul.
  16. Swim 'cross the lake, Jake.
  17. Get on a plane, Shane.
  18. Poop in her bed, Ed.
  19. Fake your own death, Seth.
  20. If you don't like any of these, then you can damn well make up your own line of lyrics with an internal rhyme and vague-to-meaningless advice, Brice.

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