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CHANNEL SURFING: THE COMPLETE CREDITS

Production, direction, invention, correction, construction, destruction, corruption, erection, desecration, ruination, and convolution by Pool Cleaners from Distant Planets

Conjunction Junction by
School House Rock

The Pool Cleaners from Distant Planets are Jeph, Myk-El, Rhaab, Sh'wn, and Zscaieynn; they are also known by their Earthly aliases of Jeff, Michael, Rob, Shawn, and Shane

OPENING SEQUENCE
"Silly Fight" sequence (no channel name given)
Animation: Samurai X, South Park
Music: "O Fortuna" by Orff, "Cocktails for Two" by Spike Jones and his City Slickers

CHANNEL 01
"Harassment Hits"
Animation: Sakura Diaries
Music: "Let's Go All the Way" by Sly Fox

CHANNEL 02
"Heavy Mecha"
Animation: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Music: "Metal Health" by Quiet Riot

CHANNEL 03
"British Silliness"
Animation: Bubblegum Crisis, Ogenki Clinic
Music: "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio" by Monty Python

CHANNEL 04
"Drinking Songs"
Animation: Sailor Moon S: the Movie, Sailor Moon TV series
Music: "Why Don't We Get Drunk" by Jimmy Buffett

CHANNEL 05
"Romance Classics"
Animation: Magic Users Club
Music: "Strip" by Adam Ant

CHANNEL 06
"Obscure Favorites"
Animation: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Music: "Sit On My Lap and Call Me Daddy" by Barnes & Barnes

CHANNEL 07
"Geek Rock"
Animation: Sailor Moon TV series
Music: "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger

CHANNEL 08
"Love Songs"
Animation: Ranma 1/2, Vandread: First Stage, Sailor Moon TV series, Clerks: The Animated Series
Music: "Feminine Parts" by Barnes & Barnes

CHANNEL 09
"New Wave Favorites"
Animation: Magic Users Club, Martian Successor Nadesico: The Movie, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Burn Up Xcess, Robotech: Invid Invasion
Music: "Johnny, Are You Queer?" by Josie Cotton

CHANNEL 10
"Novelty Songs"
Animation: Ogenki Clinic, Dragon Ball GT, Beyblade, Digimon, Cowboy Bebop, Hamtaro, Fist of the North Star, Transformers: Energon, Duel Masters, Pokemon
Music: "I Can't Watch This" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

CHANNEL 11
"Raunch Rock"
Animation: Sailor Moon TV series, Venus 5
Music: "Good Girls Don't" by the Knack

CHANNEL 12
"Grrrl Power"
Animation: Devil Hunter Yohko, Robotech: Invid Invasion
Music: "Do You Wanna Touch Me" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

CHANNEL 13
"Pervert Pop"
Animation: Ranma 1/2, Magic Users Club, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Vandread: First Stage, Phantom Quest Corp., Burn Up Xcess
Music: "Simultaneous" by Chef and the Chef Aid Band

CHANNEL 14
"R & B"
Animation: Ranma 1/2
Music: "You Don't Treat Me No Good" by Sonia Dada

CHANNEL 15
"I Know What I Like" (All Request)
Animation: Strange Love, Nuku Nuku OAV, Burn Up Xcess, Jungle De Ikou, Dominion Tank Police, Magic Users Club, Ogenki Clinic
Music: "I.L.B.T's" by Joe Walsh

CHANNEL 16
"Hip Hop Hits"
Animation: Real Bout High School, Sailor Moon S: the Movie, Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon TV series, Miyuki-Chan in Wonderland, Gunsmith Cats, Vandread: First Stage, Nuku Nuku OAV, Ogenki Clinic, Dominion Tank Police, Martian Successor Nadesico TV series
Music: "Come Pet the P.U.S.S.Y." by NWH

CHANNEL 17
"Parting Shots"
Animation: Sakura Diaries, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Sailor Moon TV series, DragonBall Z
Music: "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley

All audio editing by Michael

Titles, credits, and still graphics editing (for "Come Pet the P.U.S.S.Y.") by Rob

Voice-over by Some Guy

Everything used without permission, but since we're all poor, suing us would be as pointless as Michael's copy of the Kama Sutra.

No Sailor Senshi/Scouts were harmed in the production of this video, but every member of the Venus 5 received a spanking for being a naughty girl.

Special thanks to all the wanna-be perverts who thought they could out-hentai us.